damnafricawhathappened:

bareback-bieber:

damnafricawhathappened:

bareback-bieber said: What happened?

I sucked this guy off and now he’s ignoring me

Maybe your dick sucking game is whack

bulbatsar:

*sitting at home on tumblr*

"Ugh I can’t study—I should go to the library.

*goes to the library and looks at tumblr on phone*

(via kenyablameme)

  • phone: 100% battery life
  • me: *blinks*
  • phone: 20% battery life

saitin:

me when i cum 

image

(via intensional)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via intensional)